Jonathan Groff's Spittle: A Poem

For years I've adored you

From Broadway to Glee

So imagine my happiness

When I got to see

You in Hamilton

As King George Number 3

Now cut to my face

As I watch in hysterics

As you spit and you drool

Singing to colonists in barracks

As the moisture collected

Upon your pink lips

I was laughing so hard

It was hurting my ribs

You wonderful human

You delightful man

I can never unsee that

And still......I'm a fan

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